I hate animals. I hate them so much that the thought of putting their flesh in my mouth disgusts me. I have nothing but contempt for people who believe in things. Religion, social justice, Tempurpedic pillows, cardio, science, divestment, Google, racism, equality, quinoa, feminism, misogyny, kombucha, math, gluten-free, fair trade, organic, individually toed shoes – …
I’ve always felt like if McCain won in ’08, Michelle Obama and I would be together right now. No one wants to be with a loser. I have this recurring dream where the First Family gets divorced, and Michelle and I run away to Honduras and open a farm-to-table Cambodian-fusion taco truck. We travel from …
“Children go where they find sincerity and authenticity.” – Eric Cantona. I’m not trying to lure kids into my candy van because sincerity and authenticity aren’t my game. I don’t understand what it means for a food to be “authentic” anymore. Who is the asshole telling me that General Tso’s chicken isn’t authentically Chinese, but …
Just because we can waffle anything, does that mean we should waffle everything? Yeah, fuck it, why not? I bought a waffle maker for $19.99 at Target. That’s cheaper than any knife I own, 90% of the pans in my cupboard, and about one-tenth, the price of my awesome sous vide machine that I only use when …
It’s no secret that Kit Kat is one of the most popular chocolate bars in the world. But what you may not know is that they also have some pretty weird and wacky flavors. From wasabi to green tea, these flavors are sure to surprise and delight your taste buds. In this blog post, we’ll …
Where to buy a fresh turkey near me is a common question during special family gatherings. Anytime we have a small gathering, most of us think of cooking a lovely juicy turkey bird. The challenge is often finding a bird of the right size and quality at the best price. Costco, Trader Joe’s, and Williams …
Looking for Best Gingerbread Barn Kit? Do you love spending time in the kitchen during the holidays? If you’re looking for a fun project to do with your family, why not try making a gingerbread barn kit? It’s a great way to get into the holiday spirit and spend some quality time together. There are …
Easter is coming up and you want to make sure your cookies are the best ones on the block. Not only do we have the best Oreo Easter Cookie Decorating Kit, but we also have a wide variety of other cookie decorating kits for all occasions. Whether you’re looking for a birthday party kit, a …
If you love trying new flavors, you’re going to love the best new Kit Kat flavors. We’ve got four amazing new Kit Kat flavors for you to try. They’re all delicious, and each one has its own unique flavor profile. Whether you’re a fan of dark chocolate or prefer something a little sweeter, we’ve got …
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