BURGERS & TATER-TOTS: AN INDICTMENT AGAINST AMERICA’S SCHOOL LUNCH SYSTEM
I’ve always felt like if McCain won in ’08, Michelle Obama and I would be together right now. No one wants to be with a loser. I have this recurring dream where the First Family gets divorced, and Michelle and I run away to Honduras and open a farm-to-table Cambodian-fusion taco truck. We travel from …